02.28.02 This story was sent to me by a friend. Thanks Ray for restoring my faith in humanity. Seems a wanted Florida sex offender hiding out in Maine lost some toes to frostbite when he ran into the snow-covered woods to escape the cops. Now he's threatening to sue the cop for not doing his job. His reasoning is that if the detective who gave chase had caught him he would have been in a nice warm jail cell, and wouldn't have gotten frostbite. This is just so stupid there's nothing intelligent anyone can say about it, so I'll just leave it at that.
02.27.02 Wheeeeee! Albert Christmas Squirrel is possibly the greatest band you've never heard of. Check out their site at Threebrain.com. Watch the videos! Listen to their music! Buy neat crap! I fully intend to purchase one of their Che Squirrelvara "Gonads and Strife" t-shirts as soon as I pay off my last tattoo.
02.20.02 Dusted off an old CD today - "Gnawa Music of Marrakesh - Night Spirit Masters" put out by Axiom Records. It's like islamic mystic voodoo music made by the descendants of slaves in Morocco. It's not being published now but you may be able to pick up a used copy on Amazon or at your local used CD store. Speaking of weird-ass voodoo music, here's a great website about Screamin' Jay Hawkins (1929-2000). If you like any of the million cover versions of "I Put A Spell On You" thank Screamin Jay.
02.19.02 Not keeping up with editing this daily thing as much as I should... Dammit! I got spammed by Video Professor of all things! I hate that guy! This spam shit has gone too far!
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